claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*



ghostdildo:

getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up



some Levi’s hand porn



rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama



h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.



kairibloodheart:

twofingerswhiskey:

kongehans:

I dO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW ITS HARDER TO MAKE A FEMALE ASSASSIN THAN A MALE

DONT WANT TO DO HAIR ANIMATION??? GIVE HER SHORT HAIR

DONT WANT TO RENDER A DRESS??? HOW ABOUT YOU DRESS HER LIKE EVERY OTHER ASSASSIN?

COME ON AC DEVELOPERS ARE YOU THAT AFRAID OF RENDERING A GODDAMN BOOB

a lot of people fear things they’ve never seen before

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4 Little Words Every Girl Wants to Hear

officialunitedstates:

you are a nice



sarahmac2301:

Girl: I don’t date boys

Lesbian:

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Girl: I date men

Lesbian: 

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shitshilarious:

idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

this truth cuts deep



lifeywifey:

scuttlebuggy:

trashchocolate:

55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

HOW DO I AUDITION 

dream job

Bahahaha this is pretty much every Surprise Shakespeare project we do. Someone’s always drunk. There’s always a flask somewhere.



dorkly:

Coming Out as a Pokemon Trainer on Facebook

It gets better, or at the very least least it gets a remake version with better graphics.



ultrafacts:

aussietory:

third-way-is-best-way:

tuxedoandex:

kvotheunkvothe:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.

but why

Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.

The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.



42hearts:

there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at

and there’s nothing better than thinking you’re really bad at something then being told you do it really well.



yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating



"They had so many different shields in this film. We had the heavy shields for the shots where I need to block myself, or it’s gonna be a close-up—it’s this nice, shiny, metallic. We have [the] rubber shield when I’m actually knocking someone out with it and I actually gotta hit somebody. We’ve had a couple of shields that are magnetic for when I gotta slip it on my back. And then we’ll use no shield at all every now and then. Every now and then, we’ll have to do a shot where I have to throw it and they’ll just CGI it.

- Chris Evans, Outfitting A Hero




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