itsstuckyinmyhead:

Epic Tales By Tumblr Bloggers 



frozeninshame:

memeguy-com:

A helpful guide

I can’t reblog this fast enough



elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you



botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out



lesbianbookclub:

I just laughed so fucking hard



awwww-cute:

He dissapeared



enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask



shang-had-gay-thoughts:

erisg223:

korratic:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

d-keynote:

thatpunnyguy:

gafsketchbook:

This is why i think Avatar should be R rated 

If you wanted to take it a step further, you could argue that water benders could take out all the fluid from someones body, turning them into a mummified husk 

and a highly skilled metal bender could control the iron in another person’s blood, kinda like what Magneto does in X-Men a lot

What a great time to be anaemic.

earthbender ambushes

waterbenders surfing through the battlefield on a wave of blood.

"on a wave of blood" 

but yes, let us continue with this gore fest!

Is there possibly a way that firebenders or airbenders could raise the body temperature of an individual to the point where your burning/melting from the inside out?

or what about earthbenders being able to break bones since bones are made up of various metals of course along with non-metals but that’s beside the point?

god bless this fandom. we’re all growing up and turning into psychos

but earthbender’s entombing people in rock sarcophaguses or torture of being slowly crushed by rocks 



fangirlingoverdemigods:

Bad Tumblr Puns (1)



is michelle obama real



ipisscheese:

durtlr:

itsajensenthing:

aaronasaurusrex:

iknowyougiggled:

COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH

IM FROM THE FBI

THE FBI

jared stop bothering those people

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WHAT THE ACTUAL F#@K IS THAT! THAT IS NOT AN ANIMAL, THAT IS A DINOSAUR! WHAT THE HELL! Okay okay I didn’t even know Moose were a thing until Supernatural (we don’t have them in Australia) and I was told they were tall (hence the Jared Padalecki joke) but THAT IS NOT A NORMAL SIZED ANIMAL! THAT IS SOME MUTANT SCIENCE EXPERIENCE! I’m out. I’m done. I quit.

Wow we scared the Australian with an animal good job team

ARE ALL MOOSE THIS SIZE?????



professorsparklepants:

gethinblake:

so many of my friends are queer that i genuinely forget that the majority of the population isn’t on a regular basis

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dajo42:

i cant BELIEVE that EVERY single KEYBOARD in the WORLD secretly said TRANSGENDER and NOBODY NOTICED„„,



theawesomeishere:

ladylokiinthetardis:

themaraudersaredead:

caroldamver:

clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face

THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME

Imagine this:

Tony gets Clint’s attention, signs think fast at him, Clint is about to sign why and gets hit in the face anyway



  • girl/boy: *diagnosed with anorexia*
  • everyone: kids in 3rd world countries would give anything for that food, and you refuse it!
  • girl/boy: *diagnosed as bulimic*
  • everyone: cancer patients with give anything to be able to keep their food in, and you choose to throw it up!
  • girl/boy: *diagnosed as a binge eater*
  • everyone: chill your fat ass out, some kids eat once a day!
  • girl/boy: *suicidal*
  • everyone: people die every day, you should be grateful for your life!
  • girl/boy: *self harms*
  • everyone: lots of people have it worse than you, be grateful about how good you have it!
  • girl/boy: *has anxiety*
  • everyone: stop freaking out over everything, it's not that big of a deal!
  • girl/boy:
  • girl/boy: yep that fixed everything thanks



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